*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 879 views

Yenis ke bare main

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy
Ziada Janta hun.
Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich
kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If ever in your l

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
.
Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
.
Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa radio thik karwane gya.

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.

Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)