Teacher:-

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Raju (few years ago!) / 1227 views

Histry sir was on leave

History sir was on leave
So Science sir was asked 2 set d paper The vry 1st Q shocked students

Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagram & label the parts..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Delivering A Baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ka karta hu

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sawal Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha

Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa

Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”
Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,
mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi
karoge? Bolo baby bolo.
Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya
Adopt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)