main teri jaan nikal dungi
Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
by Raju (few years ago!) / 894 views
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