Police officer 2 his son!

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Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views

Sardar will Marry Again

Sardar’s Wife Dies:
He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye

Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Upset

Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”

pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)