1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitler Says about Dictionary

Hitler Says: There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary

Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kia Faida?
Jab Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suicide bomber

Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai

Pathan 2 Sardar:Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya HaiJise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)