Kamra nai lift hai
Santa:o bhai sahab mujhe yahan nai rehna mujhe apne paise wapas karo ,itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhe ho.
Waiter:sir ye apka room nai lift hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 689 views
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