Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1086 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
.
.
1 larka samnay se aaya,
.
.
Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
.
.
Larka side pe ho gaya,
.
.
Larki chali gai,
.
.
.
Moral:
.
.
Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
.
.
.
Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha
Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-
"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)