Lawyer to Santa

Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…

Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1112 views
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