Lawyer to Santa
Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…
Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1167 views
Similar Jokes
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
GOLU-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
.
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
.
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
.
.
.
Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girls tention: sawal out of sallaybus na aa jae
boys tention:
sala roll number fast banch pe na aa jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
What every man wants
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Baccho agar noice polution kam karna hai to kya karna chahiye?
Chaman: Teacher simple hai hamein apney kaan bandh kar lena chahiye…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)