Good And Bad News

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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