Good And Bad News
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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