Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!) / 2248 views

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

by lescol (few years ago!)

Sardarji is filling up a job application

Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

All cars get stop at my father hand point

First Pathan:All cars get stop at my father hand point

Second Pathan:Is he Big Officer ?

First Pathan:No he is in Traffic Police.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sheikh

Sheikh kele wale se
Sheikh: aik kela kitne ka hai
Kele wala: 10 rupay ka aik kela
Sheikh: main ne to 6 rupay ka lena hai....
kele wala: 6 rupay ka ap ko kele ka chuilka mile ga......
Sheikh" to phr aisa kro ye lo 4 rupay or kele se chilka utar kr rakh lo or kela mujhe de do....LOLZ

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)