Sardar apne GF kay paas jata
Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 803 views
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