Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 665 views

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: tell me the perfect example

Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
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Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically…

Action ka Reaction

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar 2 Kanjoos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai

Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baqi 999 Kon Hain

Ek Sardarni Ko Apny Sardar Par
Barrha Pyar Aya
Tu Boli K Tusi Hazaron May 1 Ho!
Sardar Ne Us Ko Kheench K Thaparr Mara Or
Bola Baqi 999 Kon Hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)