Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 824 views
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In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
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Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

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1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

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Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.

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Ghar me namak khatam ho gaya

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
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husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
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Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai

Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai
na jali

dosri jalai
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tisri tili jalai
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to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
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ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun

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Pathan in hotel

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
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* Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

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So, you are distantly related

So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother

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Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....
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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror. :(

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Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do

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