One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,

Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,

Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh
Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Najomi vs student

Najomi aik student ka hath dekh kar bola beta tum bahut parho ge.


Student:o baba parh to me 10 saal se raha hun ye btao pas kb hun ga,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

girl frd

Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Exam ka examiner bahut strict

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..

2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??

1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)