Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya
Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
Baap ne us ko chup karwate hue kaha: Beta, sabr karo, tumhari qismat mai yahi likha tha.
Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 905 views
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