Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu banta
Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views
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