Bahar Nikal
Pathan: Yara Toilet se jaldi
Bahar Nikalo, Hum Ko Bhi Jana Hai..
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Sardar: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
Dho Raha Hun Me :-) :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 8695 views
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