Dhokha Nahin De Sakte
Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
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