Underwear dikhana plz

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 756 views
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