3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey
3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey
1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!
2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-
3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1221 views
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