Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 780 views

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu 2 God

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AGr KhuBsuraT

AGr KhuBsuraT

H0na JurM Hy TO,
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HaN HaN HaN

Me MuJrIm Hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd

Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd
"My Mob No is change"

Pehale Nokia6610 tha
Now I Have N73

So Plz Call n sms me on My New Nos thanks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)