Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 834 views

agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Faqeerni vs santa

Faqeerni:a bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Santa:3 din se bhuki ho to aik rupee ka kia karen gi?
Faqeerni:wazan dekhun gi kitna kam huwa hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

har khushi kay moqa par

Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.

Doosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek murgi ko baaz se pyar hua

Ek murgi ko baaz se pyar hua. . .

Murgay ko pta chala to vo murgi se bola : mujhme kya kami hai?
Tumhari biradari ka hu, smart hu. . . . . .
Tumhare maa baap bhi pasand karte hain mujhe. . .
...
Murgi : main tumhare jazbato ki kadra karti hu,
par wo Air Force me hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anath Ashram Manager

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar
sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej
sakta hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)