Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 810 views

husband talak lena hai

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,

husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mourn of a professor:

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen students luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Raju (few years ago!)

At Once

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)