A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views

Bacha mastar se

Larka awaz badal kar apne mastar ko cal karta hai k mera beta bemar hai aj ki chuti de do
mastar: tum kon ho? bacha: mere baap

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek dost dusre dost se:

Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money,

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a
cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got
cheque cashed from bank manager.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Me nai chahta

Father:me nai chahta k meri beti ki puri zindagi gadhe k sath guzre

boy:is lye to me is lye yahan se le jana chahta hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)