Bus Chali Jhatka Laga
Bus Chali
Jhatka Laga
1 Pathan 1 Larki Par Gira
Larki boli: batamez kya kar rahe ho ?
Pathan: Baji
Allama Iqbal open university se B.A kar raha hoon.
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