Sardar makes call to airport and inquires: How long is journey from Ludhiana to America.

Receptionist replies: 1 second sir.

Sardar disconnects the call and say: Stupid girl is drunk

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views

Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahiLikhnewala PEN Chahiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

CONDOM Ka Full Form

Teacher: CONDOM Ka Full Form Kia Hota Hy?
GIRL,

C=Control

O=Of

N=Natural

D=Drops

O=Of

M=Man Power.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 jamadar gutter main

1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.

BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)