2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 845 views

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:

‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta Do
Baki Mai Likh Lunga.’

Lrki Ne Dhyan Se Idhr Udhr Dekha,
Phir Dheere Se Boli:





Four things boys do in the
Examination Hall1.
Counting the Girls2.
Counting the fans & tube
lights3. Reading the brand
name of their pen4.
Thinking of studying for at
least next ExamsFour
things Girls do in the Exam
Hall1.Write2.Write3.Write4
.And just WriteAata ho ya
na aata ho….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.

Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How To Impress A Woman:

How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Al-Qaeda

Ek Pathan Mobile Franchise Mein Job
Interview K Liay Gaya
.
First Question K Answer Pe He Usko
Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
.
Quiz: Which Is The Most Popular
Network?
.
.
Pathan: Al-Qaeda

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Jagjit singh

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi
lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa:
Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)