Girl and boy friend
Girl:what is ur job
boy: i am in admin departmint
girl:which company?
Boy:are facebook pay 2,3 pages ka admin hun or kia chahye
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 799 views
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santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha
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2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.
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