Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki
Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki
Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.
Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”
Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color Doon?”
Imran Hashmi: “Yaar, Color Ko Goli Maar, Bas Taste Aachha Hona Chahiye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1147 views
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