Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you.

You owe me $600 now and $355.85 a month for the next 48 months.

Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds so much like car payments!"

Lawyer: "Yeah, you're actually right -- mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views

Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria

Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it

Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan cha gya

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Pappu & 1000 Watt Bulb

Pappu Was Writing His Father’s Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb

Dad Asked Him: What Are You Doing?

Pappu:Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mobile cell phone par

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by HAQ (few years ago!)