Jab Dekho tab
kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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