Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views

My father has not worked

Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years. Child2: Why?

Child1: Because he is a night watchman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Wakeel

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ki chand k barey mey new theory.

Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)