Principal asked PreM
Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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