Kidnapper phone par
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Banta: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 712 views
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