Rishta Thukra Diya

Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya.

Wajah?

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Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho.
Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai. :-)

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