Petrol Khatam Hone Pe Kya Kare?
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Gaon Mein Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha Achanak Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya,
Wahan Se Santa Gujar Raha Tha Aadmi Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Sardar Ji Aas-Paas Koi Petrol Pump Hai Kya? Mere
Scooter Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai”
Santa Dimag Pe Zor Dal Ke Kuch Soch Ke Bola
Santa: “Is Time Kahan Petrol Pump Dhoodta Phirega, Raat Ka Time Hai Pani Daal Ke Leja,
Scootar Ko Kya Pata Chalega Ki Pani Hai Ya Petrol“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views
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