Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya
to uss ke bhanje ne fone
uthaya.
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Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do.
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Bacha: Aap ka name?
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Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.
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jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar larki behosh ho
gayi.
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uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
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"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Papu
Plumber "likha hua tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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