Boy to girl

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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