Santa on long tour asks Banta 2
Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.
Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
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ladki : thanks
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ladki : thanks
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nhi..
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"KHOTA COROLLA"
Model 2010
petrol ka dushman
Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
5:Years maintances free
Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.
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suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
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Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai
Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi
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