Santa on long tour asks Banta 2

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.

Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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