Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 873 views

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha,

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se
aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”
So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea
bukhar ho gya c..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra

Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra dekhne gaye mujre ke baad Nargis ne sharmate huve kaha jee woh pese ?

Zardari : chal pagli ab tujh se bhi pese loon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Common Sense
Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)