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1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 455 views
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