Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 1431 views

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?
Funny Circuit: Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Man,
but Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Roza Is Touching To Me

Ek Pathan 2nd Se!
Is Ki English Kya Hogi?
“Mujhe Roza Lag Raha Hai”

2nd Pathan!:
Khocha Bohot Easy Hai.
“The Roza Is Touching To Me”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & new car

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Mehsoos karo

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

A Funny man

A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.

Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)