Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe)
Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe) Hor Soniye ki hall ey…?
Larki (Ghuse sy) jo tere behan ka hai
Sardar (Hans ker)Acha acha,tay Tannu V kaka hon wala Ay..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 894 views
Similar Jokes
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends
One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat
He went and said 2 her
"MEOW"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”.
Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Hui, Uss Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ke Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?
Dost: “Uss Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon”
Uss Admi Ne Aisa Hi Kiya….
Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Soota Lagwa Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Chalogi
Girl: Kaha.?Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy: Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 GOLU : Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
.
.
.
GOLU:
HANDS FREE !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Bathay kr rahey the
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
.
Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
.
"Pak gya hon"
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha
Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha:
Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai Tum Ko
Aur
Angraiz Ko Chars Ka Kash Lagwa Dia
Angraiz Behosh Ho Gia
Kuch Arsay Bad
Jb Dobara Dono Ki Mulaqat Hoi To
Pathan Nay Phir Kash Laganay Ko Kaha
Angraiz Bola: No Yaar Ye Nasha Buhut Sakht Hai
Nash Utarnay Kay Bad Pechhay Buhut Dard Hota Hay
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)