Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe) Hor Soniye ki hall ey…?

Larki (Ghuse sy) jo tere behan ka hai

Sardar (Hans ker)Acha acha,tay Tannu V kaka hon wala Ay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 803 views

Fail hone ki waja

Teacher:tum jante hu tumhare fail hone ki sub se bari waja kia hai?

Student:han madam fail hone ki asl waja exam hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bangla car sone ka haar

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar
DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa
Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya
dia to zarur Aunga....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I Student You

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message
kiya “i miss u”
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bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay
jawaab diya:
“i student u”

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)