Shetano key school ki attendance.

Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir

Zakoota
Yes Sir

Darakoola
Yes Sir

Iblees
Yes Sir

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Zardari

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Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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