“DON’T STOP”
Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
“STOP”
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
“DON’T STOP”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 949 views
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