PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next
three months.
TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine
months of practice doing that in school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views

prefer prepaid connection

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?

Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye hoti hai asli dosti

Ye hoti hai asli dosti
1 dost ne aadhi raat ko apne dost ko call kar k Kaha
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hoon
dost ne Kaha
Dafa hu Main So Raha Hoon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

SANTA KYU RO RAHE HO

SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI

SANTA- TO KYA HUYA MERA BAAP BHI MARA THA
LEKIN ME NHI ROYA

BANTA -ABE TERA BAAP KYA ANDE DETA THA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why Are You Fighting?

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?


Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.

Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)