Naukrani ne malkin se kaha,
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
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Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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