Girls and Phatan
Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai?
Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!
Pathan:iske aur mere darmian
8 behan bhaion ka fasla hai.;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 502 views
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