A girl was thirsty
A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 527 views
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki Ka Facebook Pe Status – Wo Bewafa Nikla.
Comments By Guys:
1. Dear, Wo Apke Layak Tha Hi Nahi.
2. Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan.
3. Humne To Pahle Hi Kaha, Sab Mere Jaise Nahi Hote.
4. Kabhi Hume Try Karke Dekho, Pata Chalega Bharosa Kya Hai.
5. Jo Bhi Hua Acha Hi Hua, Don’t Worry Sweetu.
But
Ladke Ka Facebook Pe Status –
Wo Bewafa Nikli.
Comments By Close Friend:
1. Saale, Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe Jaisi Hai.
2. Tere Se Bas Aaj Tak Koi Pati Hai?
3. Tujh Jaiso Se Bhi Ladki Pategi.
4. Usse Teri Namardi Ka Pata Chal Gaya Hoga.
5. Tere Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Dude, Chal Ab Uska No. Mujhe De.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.
Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon
garam hoga,
Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boyfriend (got excited): Maine -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke
Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.
Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
.
.
.
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore
Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka
Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.
Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote
Hue Naarad Se Puchha,
Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon
Na Isliye”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki
Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha
Tchr :- oh i see..!
Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad..
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai.
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)