A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 855 views

Peda hota hai

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy Teasing a Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

What is ur problem

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that
nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

karan johar ka kamal

karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar’s son came back home

Sardar’s son came back home from school.

Said to his father teacher scolded me badly.

Sardar said to his son: Don’t worry son You are a lion’s son.

Child said: My teacher also says this.

She says that I must be a child of any animal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)