Q:Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The, Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or Qayamat Tak Kahengay ?


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A:"Buss Kal Se Parhai Start Karunga'':-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views

Police officer

It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The
New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front
Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It
Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got
So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes
And

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel sebache kharab hote hai

Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se
bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine
cabel katwa diya,
Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,
Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Iss Ke Qeemat kiya Hai?

1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea

mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say).

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

Man to Hotel Manager

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.

Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In a train,

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)