Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 943 views
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