MagerMach
Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.
Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D
by lescol (few years ago!) / 2132 views
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An Invitiation
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JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
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CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
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PAKISTANI: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE h :P
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