Fevistick Ya Lipstick
Chaman: Papa, aaj mummy ko kya hua itna chup kyun baithi hai?
Papa: Kuch nahi beta, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi meine fevistick de di….Chutki Mein Chipkaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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