Gale lagana with out tuching
Boy:tume gale laga sakta hun without tuching
girl:imposible
boy :lagi shart pepsi ki
girl:ok
boy ne zor se galy lagaya;-
girl:but u tuchd me
boy:la raha hun pepsi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 923 views
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