Cross Kr lo Gy
1.Chunti Hathi K OOpr Beth Kr Ja Rhi tHi
Rasty Me Kacha Pull aaGya
Usko Dekh K Chunti Boli..
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Janu Cross Kr lo Gy Ya Utron;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 778 views
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