pathan lolxxxx
masjid mein elaan ho ra tha 1 bach mila hy jin ka hai aa k ly jain
1 pathan masjid gya or bola:hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hy????????
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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